Lies, Damn Lies

delay

So I come back on friday, all set to write an exciting and entertaining blog post, when lo and behold, Fred has got a new computer.

Well, theres only one possible response to that, and thats to play Half Life 2 on it. Oh god yes! Oh god that game! YES! The only slight flaw is that it has huge loading times, and this is on a high spec machine, brand new. But its so worth it. This game is amazing fun. So much better than any other FPS out there its unbeilevable. I would say any game, but I'm still fond of Civ 2.

Ah, my meals are legendary. I have four different types. The pasta with dolmio sauce, the meal in a tin (chicken casserole or beef? Oh the choices!), pizza thats on special offer, or, on very special days, sausages AND beans on toast. I'm in a crazy mad preperation mood when I make that final meal.

These meals are all fairly cheap (usually costing just over a pound), and, more importantly, insanely simple to make. which is why I love 'em. Annoyingly, a lot of them involve washing up, damnit. I fully intend to find a nice, cheap, easy meal that involves getting nothing dirty other than the plate and knive and fork. Ooh, if I make it finger food, I could save on cutlery too! This gets better and better. Not that I know of a meal, but it will come, it will come.

A friend suggested I learn to cook the other day, when I mentioned I was becoming a tinsy bit tired with my current meal choices. The fool! If I learnt to cook, then I would have to put much much effort into making my meals, which is clearly the opposite of my clearly stated meal goals. He clearly understands nothing of the modern man....

posted by Mr K @ 1:20 am