Chewing gum
First of all, some links. If I haven't yet Copernicus Now is very interesting, and he linked to a fascinating discussion about abortion, whic is worth your time. I think such an argument is always worth following- it was by reading similar arguments that I became a vegetarian. It is ALWAYS worth challenging your views, especially about such contentious issues.Today, I m going to talk about something far more basic. Chewing gum. OK, you like chewing gum. Thats cool- it keeps your breath fresh, and gives your mouth something to do, and probably tastes ok. But FOR GODS SAKE PUT IT IN THE GODDAMN BIN. OK, maybe you can't manage a bin- a tissue or some paper and then your pocket maybe? Yes, that is kind of weird IMAGINE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU SIT IN IT, OR PUT YOUR HAND IN IT, YOU FILTHY FILTHY BASTARD.
And the same goes for ciggerette smokers. Sure, have your nasty habit. Breath it in my face even, and make me choke. But JUST PUT IT IN THE BIN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED.
That will be all.
Incidentally- weekend=awesome.
posted by Mr K @ 10:15 pm
1 Comments:
"ah, a comment from a mysterious donor"... i know you're thinking such a thing at this moment. actually chewing gum pisses me off and always has done for the simple reason that every job i've had, all.... er....4 of them, i've ended up clearing chewing gum off carpet, clothes, or tables, or a mixture of all three....it makes no sense. I blame the americans. Wrigleys just could keep to making soap could they....they had to invent something pointless too!! haha!
ah rant over....toodeloo!!! :o)
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