Monday, July 11, 2005

cleaning and spiders

How do the two relate? Well actually there are many ways you can link them (cobwebs have spiders, you have to clean cobwebs. Vacuming spiders (surely one of the most hideous fates) and so on), but in this particular situation, none at all, they just relate to exciting developments in my life. I say exciting, actually not at all, but you have to take waht you can get when you spend a large proportion of your daily time playing video games....

So yeah, I was gonna apply for two cleaning jobs in town. They would have been perfect too, but unfortunately they were permenant positions. Irritatingly not many places really want to hire you for just a couple of months... I suppose I could sign up fraudelently and then quit early, and just never write it down as experience. But that'd be lying, and I've never do that....

And, and, today I dealt with a spider all by myself. You know in my head that sounded more masculine. It was really big though, and it was in the shower, and I got a box and escorted it outsdie (without touching it). I'm a real boy now.

4 Comments:

At 10:07 pm, Blogger Kirbie said...

I was pouring a bowl of cheerios yesterday when a spider fell into the bowl. Bastard! I threw it in the bin then threw away an almost new box of cheerios because a big momma spider may have been hiding inside.
Oddly enough the morning the day before, I thought to myself how gross it would be if spiders got in my cereal. I must have precognition! I still didn't seal my replacement cheerios up properly though.

 
At 11:29 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

as a manly man I feel that I should laugh or perhaps scold at the incredulity that you feel that dealing with a spider is blogworthy. But I'm too scared! Spiders! well done kopolopochop!

 
At 4:06 pm, Blogger Jeff said...

well I'm afraid of cockcroah rather than spider, I think I should stay in england permenantly as I've never seen one there :)

 
At 12:35 pm, Blogger Imperium child said...

Didnt you know Jeff? you've had a cockroach on your face all last year

 

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