John Reid
Attention all moderate Muslims! Has your child expressed doubt about the current government? Do they think the war in Iraq.... was a BAD idea? Are they very religous.... dangerously so?Then your childen could well be terrorists! Do not be alarmed, simply contact your local police station or MP, and a friendly detachment of armed police will come and shoot your second cousin. After the mix up, however, your child will eventually be collected, where they will be detained indefinitely, and you will never have to worry about them again!
[ok this isn't EXACTLY what John Reid is saying, but I kind of get those vibes....]
posted by Mr K @ 5:45 pm
1 Comments:
Sounds like a good way to beat terrorism!
Wouldn't it also be a good idea to prevent extremists from entering the room while you're giving a speech?
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